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Meanwhile, back in the press box…


Granted, it would be stretching things to say ‘If Carlsberg made Connacht semi-final days’…but there was something very positive about last Sunday in Roscommon town.

  There was a giddy excitement in evidence in town all weekend. Well, I suppose we were the last team out in the competition. It’s fair to say the appetite had been well whetted. On Saturday afternoon I saw three men chatting earnestly on the Athlone Road, one of the men sporting a Roscommon GAA cap, the other two sporting no caps at all.

  It was obvious they weren’t talking about the price of turnips, Donald Trump or the rushed appointment of Máire Whelan from A(G) to B.

  The men were within the shadow of the Hyde, and as I watched their animated analysis, I knew they had Roscommon and Leitrim on their minds.

   We encountered the three wise men as we made our way to the Family Fun Day at Scoil Mhuire, where the football stars of the future were trying out their drills on super slides and bouncy castles. Later, on the way home, the open gates of the Hyde was an invitation I couldn’t resist on this beautiful evening.  

  I drove in to have a look around, fuelled by curiosity and the type of anticipation that prompts members of a wedding party to have a ‘gathering’ a night or two before the big day. 

  A small number of people, perhaps eight or nine, were toiling away on various eleventh-hour routines.

  ‘Prunty Pitches’ vehicles were parked close to the pitch and the purr of their machines barely invaded the stillness.

   A few men were operating machines between the halfway line and the goal on the graveyard end; you could say it was grassroots GAA in action…prior to the main event the following day.

  It can be a nice experience to gaze on the Hyde Park pitch on the eve of a big game, when there are no players, only unrevealed mysteries.

Moving forward twenty hours or so, and now it’s Sunday afternoon. As much as three hours before the big game, many fans were gathering in the vicinity of Hyde Park. I left it until twenty minutes before scheduled throw-in. At 3.10 there was quite a long queue for tickets, which I presume contributed to the short delay in the game starting.

  For many years now I’ve watched these games from the stand on the near side – the one beside the Hyde Centre. I’m drawn to the raw banter of the terraces, where the soul of the GAA lives. On Sunday however, I decided to reclaim my place in the press box.

  Things have changed here over the years. Once, when Killoran and Newton ruled the centre of the park, there was just the Herald and the Champion, maybe the Connacht Tribune, then Shannonside when it started up, and then on the day of a Connacht final the handful of local ‘hacks’ were joined by the royalty from the national papers and RTE. Needless to say they always had a great welcome for themselves!

  These days, the press box is bustling like  Grafton Street on Christmas Eve…well, not quite. The Hyde media centre is an enormous, long, narrow corridor, running the length of the big stand on the ‘County Home’ side. Once upon a time, the press box was occupied by a few old-stagers who had seen it all, and maybe a couple of young ‘whippersnappers’ who were starting our on their journalistic journeys and hadn’t seen an awful lot yet.

  Veteran or newcomer, cynical or mad enthusiast, they got on well enough. They scribbled the scores into their notepads – and tweeted nothing.

  ‘Who got that last point? Who gave it into him?’ they asked, and someone, even a member of the direct opposition, would always oblige.

  They cracked in-jokes, complained and complimented the play to excess, sometimes bore the brunt of abuse from nearby supporters, oohed and aahed when the PA man announced scores from around the grounds, and – at all costs – dutifully tallied the wides in the corner of a page.

  No two reporters were necessarily alike, but they all had one thing in common; they never crossed the ‘Governor’ of the Hyde press box, the late Jackie Brennan.

Now, in 2017, dozens of reporters sit in front of their tablets/laptops, glued to the updates from other GAA grounds, the sporting world and life generally.

  There were perhaps thirty to forty reporters in Hyde Park on Sunday; the Roscommon People and Herald, Leitrim Observer, other Connacht papers, the national newspapers, Shannonside, RTE, Newstalk and God knows how many more papers, radio stations and television channels.

  There were also sound men and sound women and other technicians and County Board personnel and stewards and VIPs and some lovely locals who provided the press box occupants with tea, coffee and sandwiches.

  It is of course a family, a family with a very long and narrow living room. For a good while on Sunday I could hear Willie but I couldn’t see him. Many of these reporters cover the same beat; watching Roscommon wherever they go is the beat that at least eight or nine of them are on. Some of these journalists have been on the Roscommon beat for many, many years; it has rarely been a dull assignment.

  The notepads aren’t entirely gone yet; many of the reporters still record the action with a pen, before transferring to their laptop or tablet. Many of them tweet as they go; on Sunday one of the contingent recorded the Roscommon penalty on his phone and a couple of us asked him to replay it to see if the Leitrim ‘keeper had got a touch (he hadn’t). It makes you wonder how long the GAA can resist calls for video evidence.

  Now that I had made a return to the press box, I also made a beeline for the complimentary coffees. Chatting to a few more people along the long walk towards caffeine, we were all in agreement that Hyde Park looked magnificent and that this occasion, sun-draped and all as it was, was a throwback to some of the great days at the Hyde that remain in our memories.

  When it was all over, several of the journalists headed for the vicinity of the dressing rooms to find out what both camps had to say. Slowly the press box became less crowded. Now I could see Willie but I couldn’t hear him. But all was good; Willie’s words had danced across the airwaves and Roscommon were back in the Connacht Final.

  There had been a feelgood factor all day. The sun was still beating down. So, a little later, I decided to sample more of the atmosphere. In ‘The Hatch’, Kevin McStay, the Roscommon manager, was enjoying a pint and mingling with the fans. Where else would you get it?

  The GAA…not a bad movement. Honestly, if Carlsberg made amateur voluntary organisations that, whatever their failings, have a happy knack of reflecting the heart and soul of the people of Ireland…




Yes, the people are revolting!


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It was a California State Senate candidate, Dick Tuck, who ‘acknowledged’ the outcome of an election by saying: “The people have spoken…the b**tards!”

  The problem presented by democracy just now is that the ruling classes can no longer rely on the people to ‘do the right thing.’

  Opposed by a reckless non-politician whose campaign strategy was to offend millions of people, establishment poster girl Hillary Clinton perished.

  Advocating for Europe but anxious to be seen to be democratic, David Cameron meticulously prepared for a Referendum but made one mistake; he trusted the British people to do the right thing.

  Riding high in the opinion polls and with Labour in disarray under their derided leader Jeremy Corbyn, Theresa May confidently called a snap election, played her Brexit joker and waited for the public to shout snap! But they couldn’t be trusted to do the right thing either.

  Democracy isn’t what it used to be, or certainly not what it was until recently. The voters are revolting, in every sense of the word.

  Can no electorate be trusted any more? Is anyone safe? Is it even safe for ‘Queen Miriam’ to go before the Irish people in the next Presidential election?

  That sound you hear in the background is Leo shoving the election posters as far into the attic as they will go.


It’s one of the great, simple tributes to the GAA – and maybe they should make a ruthless television advertisement based on the phenomenon.

  I’m talking about that moment when the television viewer switches over from watching a GAA match to catch up with soccer on another channel.

  I’m a soccer enthusiast, but I have no problem admitting that this particular channel switch is usually accompanied, initially at least, by a drop in adrenaline!

  It happened again on Sunday. The Galway/Mayo game climaxed in great excitement and tension. It was a thoroughly entertaining match. When it ended, thirty amateur heroes experienced contrasting emotions as their drained bodies finally rested. The Galway men savoured the enormity of their achievement, last year’s surprise mugging of Mayo now followed up by a declaration of real intent, and arguably a credible claim on top status in the province. The Mayo players were no less heroic; as ever, they had emptied themselves physically and mentally to the last whistle, until they were like soldiers who had to be dragged from the battlefield and told that their territory had fallen.

  Switching from Salthill to The Aviva Stadium was like leaving a lively party and wandering into a Chess Convention. We frowned at the scoreline – Ireland 0 Austria 1 – and adapted our senses to allow for the more pedestrian fare and the apparent lessening in intensity.

  It’s probably not a fair judgement – after all, they are completely different sports – but that initial switch from gaelic football (even the massed defences’ version) or hurling to soccer seldom enough shows the latter in the better light!

  I struggled with the soccer the previous evening too, when I abandoned Scotland v England with twenty minutes to go. It was 0-0 and quite boring, so I switched channels. When I switched back later, it was 2-2, so that served me right I suppose.

  I presume this sort of thing happens to other people too. It’s the classic ‘I’ll put the kettle on and miss a goal’ manoeuvre. Sometimes you can try and turn it to your advantage and vary the technique as a means of trying to will a goal in. An example: I had to abandon the television midway through the second half in the Ireland/Austria game to drive into Roscommon Town. I listened to the commentary on Newstalk, but the waiting (for an Irish goal) was torture. So I turned the radio off for five minutes, then turned it back on, and sure enough, Ireland had equalised, had a goal disallowed, and co-commentator Kevin Kilbane was screaming for a penalty.

  Considering that we were 1-0 down with five minutes to go, I was delighted that Ireland salvaged a point, through a combination of Jon Walters’ persistence and my turning the radio off.

  A little while later, back at the telly, for once I found Eamon Dunphy more tiresome than insightful or entertaining. Wes Hoolahan is a really talented playmaker, but hardly deserving of the mythical status which RTE pundits have afforded him. To my knowledge, none of the very top teams in the Premier League ever came calling for Wes. Listening to Dunphy in full know-all mode, you’d be forgiven for thinking that punditry’s gain has been football management’s grevious loss.

  Anyways, I’ll always keep faith in the soccer, even if it can sometimes compare poorly to the GAA. As for the GAA itself, despite its faults, it remains a wonderful part of our lives. Last Sunday, Galway and Mayo both did enough to suggest they can have long summers. This Sunday, Roscommon enter the fray against Leitrim, and already the adrenaline is rising in both counties. As Eamon Dunphy might say, “It’s Championship, baby!”

Leo: Hope and history rhyming – or just a younger man in a grey suit?


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I’m not sure how we will measure Leo, but let’s see how it goes.

It is being heralded as a new era for Ireland, and maybe it will turn out to be just that, and an exciting one into the bargain.

Even if the words were carefully scripted, there is something poetic and timeless about that soundbite that rescued his acceptance speech…‘Prejudice has no hold in this Republic.’

Writing these words now, I am thinking back to the stony face of Charles Haughey, an expression captured for posterity when he came to face to face with the wheels of history turning.

It was the swearing-in ceremony after the 1990 Presidential election. Mary Robinson and the women of Ireland had rocked the system, not the cradle, and a confident, new Ireland was turning on its past.

Behind Robinson, on the podium in Dublin Castle, old men – led by Haughey and Brian Lenihan – wore weak smiles as, lost and confused, they witnessed history turn.

And, somewhere out there, as the bell rang for the beginning of the Mary Robinson presidency, alarm bells sounded for the Church authorities too.

People are always entitled to hope. Sometimes, we don’t have much more than hope. Now personally, I remain to be convinced that Leo is a Special One, but at the very least his emergence is symbolic of an ever-evolving Ireland, of men in grey suits being further ushered into the background.

I am not at all sure that there will be significant substance behind Leo’s style and smoothness, but I am looking forward to finding out. And I am prepared to give him his chance. It’s kind of exciting. Any move away from the template of the past is, at this stage, worth going with.

I know Leo’s rise was predicted in recent times, but five or six years ago, who would have thought that we would have a 38-year-old gay man of Indian origin as our leader?

We may have foreseen Leo’s rise in the last year or two, but in historical terms, it’s quite seismic.

It’s a big milestone. It’s like we’ve had our Trump moment, but without the buffoonery.

Even if Leo turns out to be a poor or even just an adequate Taoiseach, his rise is almost bigger than how he performs in the role; his rise to power feels like a historic moment, a new turn in the country’s history, a further rejection of the old men in the grey suits.

And, let’s face it, the old men in the grey suits didn’t always serve us well.

Because for all the great things there are about Ireland – and in ways it is the greatest, most wonderful place on earth – there are many rancid skeletons in the cupboards of the nation.

What makes Ireland special is its physical beauty, its traditions and culture, and, above all, its people.

Where the darkness lies is where greed and corruption has been allowed to reign. This is a young Republic, and it seems to me that it has been weighed down by greedy, power-crazed golden circles since the foundation of the State. A century of nods and winks and worse. A corrupt little country, if we are honest. Corruption infiltrated our political system. Horrors were exposed in the once-controlling Catholic Church. Corruption seeped into our banking system. Many of our charities were poisoned by greed. Cosy golden circles were occupied by certain politicians, business people, planners and bankers.

Anyways, I’m not sure how we will measure Leo, but I hope the nod and the wink is finally being removed from Irish life.

To be honest, I have no reason to assume that Leo will be a great new leader. The famed television detective, Columbo, when summing up a case, always used to tell his captive audience ‘Just one more thing…’

Well, with Leo’s rise, I say ‘Just two more things…’ Firstly, he is unproven. He has done nothing special in any of his ministries, indeed was highly unimpressive in health. Secondly, pass no heed on the hero-worshipping by Fine Gael TDs and Senators. In fact, worry that they are out of touch with their own membership. They haven’t elected Leo because they are convinced of his leadership potential, and certainly not because they honestly believe he has some great vision for Ireland’s future. Maybe I’m being harsh, maybe he has a vision, but can we honestly say that we have seen it? No, the Fine Gael TDs and Senators chose Leo – and went against the party’s grassroots -– because enough of them convinced themselves that his is the face the people will want to see on election posters. And, once enough of them came to that conclusion, more TDs and Senators followed their lead, like not very sheepish sheep.

But it is Leo’s moment, Leo’s time, and I wish him the fairest of winds. And he may turn out to be great. And it does feel quite historic. As to how we will measure him, I’m not sure.

Maybe in these parts we need to measure him in the most practical way. Will broadband be delivered? Will the decline of rural towns and villages be reversed? Can I go to Portiuncula without seeing the old people who built the nation being humiliated on trolleys? Is there a hope in hell that our children, in years to come, can help build Ireland, not Australia or Canada?

I don’t like the political establishment of today. While politicians on an individual level are very decent people, the culture around them has earned our cynicism. Awaiting fat pensions, they preside over a society in which more and more people are homeless, and our parents and grandparents are subjected to hospital delays and the indignity of trolleys. So I don’t like so much of what we have been and what we still are, and I hope that the wheels of history are still turning.

I wouldn’t say I’m particularly optimistic about the Leo era, but I am hopeful and interested. And I wish him well, because if he happens to have that vision thing, it will be good for us all. Even if he’s just a breath of fresh air, a further break with the past, that will be welcome. Anything that gets us further away from the men in grey suits will be worth smiling about.


An evening with a comedy legend Sunday


As far as I was concerned, he hardly needed to go ahead and perform his one-man show at all – for me, it was enough just to actually see the greatest living Englishman in the flesh!

  It was 8.07 on Sunday evening in the Bord Gáis Energy Theatre and we were about to see one of the most influential and gifted individuals in the history of comedy…in the flesh.

  By now, you will have gathered that I was  ery definitely star-struck when the moment came. Master of Ceremonies Tom Dunne (of Newstalk) introduced the night’s star by saying that “more than anyone” this person needed no introduction. We had received the tickets as a (great) Christmas present. Now we had come to see the man who, perhaps more than anyone – and that includes Spike Milligan, Peter Cook, Tommy Cooper and Ronnie Barker – links so many of the greatest moments in the rich history of British comedy in the second half of the 20th century. 

The brief introduction ended…and then…the great, great John Cleese walked on to the stage.

While his comedy genius was mostly displayed from the early 1960s through to his acclaimed movie ‘A Fish Called Wanda’ in 1988, Cleese has remained in the public eye to the present day, and is now a quite prolific commentator on current affairs, politics, the media, political correctness (he’s not a fan), and anything else in the world that interests him. He has over five million followers on Twitter, still does the occasional cameo acting roles and is a regular and usually brilliant guest on chat shows.

  What we’ve learnt about Cleese since his manic heyday as the biggest star in the legendary Monty Python team and his creation (with Connie Booth) of the immortal Fawlty Towers, is that he is a deeply intelligent and gifted man with strong opinions and wide-ranging interests, interests that extend beyond comic writing and acting.

  His ‘world view’ is delivered with trademark humour, as we were to find out on Sunday night. Still, much as I respect how he has diversified – (his business training videos and self-help books are another acclaimed dimension to his career) – for me, with Cleese, it’s all about the comedy!

  Just think of his ‘Comedy CV’: He won an Emmy Award for his guesting role on Cheers, starred in That Was The Week That Was and The Frost Report, and changed television comedy with the rest of the Monty Python team. On top of the weekly episodes of Monty Python’s Flying Circus came a series of full-length films, including the acclaimed ‘Life of Brian.’ 

And then there was Fawlty Towers…

Now John Cleese stands before us, all six foot four of him (he’s now a healthy looking 77-year-old) and he begins his 40-minute speech, the title of which is ‘Why There Is No Hope.’

  It’s Cleese’s frequently hilarious and always insightful assessment of the modern world. He is fascinated by the human mind and human behaviour. Cleese contends that only 10-15 per cent of people actually know what they are doing in their place of work, and some of his examples of the “stupid people” he has encountered had the audience in stitches. There are references to Donald Trump, British politics, politically incorrect jokes about the French, Greeks and Italians, and fierce criticism of a regular Cleese target, The Daily Mail. The speech was extremely interesting and funny, with Cleese every now and again shaking his head and concluding ‘That’s why there is no hope!” 

  What was fascinating to see, in person, was Cleese’s marvellous comic timing. His sarcastic asides are delivered at just the right moment, for superb comic effect. At times it was like we were in the lobby of Fawlty Towers in the late 1970s and Basil was making those memorable put-downs of guests under his breath.

Part two of the show featured a questions and answers session, with Tom Dunne interviewing Cleese about his childhood, his early career, and of course his legendary role as Basil in Fawlty Towers.

  Cleese told some great anecdotes and even when he tried to make serious points about how BBC bosses in the 1960s and ‘70s (they initially dismissed Fawlty Towers and said nothing would come of it) Cleese was hilarious.

  I would have liked a bit more (three or four hours!) chat about the making of Fawlty Towers and its classic characters and plot-lines, but Basil (sorry, John) kept moving the discussion on to something else, I guess because he’s a bit tired of talking about the classic sit-com. After all, the last of the twelve episodes of Fawlty Towers was made 38 years ago, in 1979.

  When it was over, Cleese received a spontaneous (as opposed to forced) standing ovation. As he left the stage, he did something that was vintage Cleese…loping towards the podium to recover his speaking notes, hiding them inside his jacket as if he was stealing something, while throwing a ‘Don’t tell anyone’ sideways glance at the audience.

  I watched him leave the stage, and I thought of all the inaccessible superstars of comedy, most gone to their reward now, people ranging from Laurel & Hardy to Peter Sellers, to Groucho Marx, Tommy Cooper, Spike Milligan, Eric Morecambe and Les Dawson. 

  And I felt renewed joy at having seen one of the all-time greats ‘in the flesh’ – the great, great John Cleese, whose ‘Fawlty Towers’ is, in my view, without question the greatest television comedy of them all.

  He had been amongst us, in the flesh, and now he was gone – and no, he didn’t mention the war.

* If you aren’t already a fan, watch out for regular repeats of Fawlty Towers and Monty Python on Gold and various other television channels.





If the children met in a schoolyard…



Many of the children had received their tickets for the concert as Christmas presents, the reporter from Newstalk said.

  It was Tuesday morning – and Manchester, the UK, and every decent person in the world was feeling sick, devastated and heartbroken after evil and innocence collided.

  Over 21,000 fans, mostly teenagers, attended the Ariana Grande concert. Excited kids, enjoying life. Concert tickets tightly gripped. Christmas presents. Proud parents not far away. Special times.

  Tragically, an evil man was plotting and many young lives would cruelly be shattered. What happened in Manchester is incomprehensible to ordinary, decent people all over the world. The suicide bomber murdered 22 people, maimed many more, devastated families, smashed dreams and left scars that will last for generations. These terrorists that are waging war on the world, mostly in the name of Isis, are evil, brutal, despicable killers with no regard for democracy or humanity itself.

  (The outrage (and media coverage) has of course raised an issue. I know that many people are being killed in wars all over the world and I also know that we had more than our share of bloodshed on this island in the past. At times like this we are also reminded that Governments have been responsible for the deaths of civilians, including small children, often with little of the public outcry that follows attacks such as the despicable one in Manchester. And yes, there should be no hierarchy of victims. The killing by governments of innocent people, invariably attracting less publicity – and often crudely described as ‘collateral damage’ – does, after all, cause similar heartbreak as that caused by the barbaric Isis). 

  After the deeply worrying reports on Monday night, we awoke on Tuesday to the horrible disruption of normal life that terrorism causes, and to that grim tally of dead and injured. Normal life upended by evil. A British General Election campaign paused by terror, Manchester in shock, families anguished, hearts broken for the innocent young fans of Ariana Grande.

  And yet, as ever, life must go on. We grieve for the great people of Manchester. The civilised world must redouble its efforts to defeat the terrorists. We owe that, and our ongoing commitment to freedom and common decency, to the memory of the kids who went into the Manchester Arena with their concert tickets, their youthful innocence, their hopes and their dreams.

  And, back to the victims the world over. What’s so sad in this divided and troubled world is that ordinary, decent people know that if the eight-year-old victims of Manchester this week, of Northern Ireland in the past, or of Syria today, were to meet in a schoolyard, they would play together without prejudice, seamlessly merging into a group of new friends.


There was a capacity crowd in the fabulous Roscommon Arts Centre tonight for a charity concert in aid of the Patient Comfort Fund (for cancer services) at University College Hospital, Galway.

  Master of Ceremonies (and also performing) was Vincent Pierse, Ballymurray’s famous Seanchaí.

  There was some great singing and music courtesy of local artists and excellent Irish dancing by four talented young members of the Brian Geraghty School of Dancing. 

  Vincent himself entertained the ‘full house’ with two great, meandering stories from bygone times and the audience lapped it all up.

  Central to the variety show was a stirring series of songs from the excellent Vinegar Bill. On the subject of the local group, we were delighted to hear that Vinegar Bill won an online vote to be selected to support Nathan Carter in Kiltoom on Friday, June 2nd.

  Congratulations to event organiser Vincent Pierse and all involved. It was a very enjoyable evening and all for an extremely good cause.


Being honest, I don’t approve of Kevin ‘Boxer’ Moran graduating to Minister of State status this week.

  It’s nothing personal against Athlone’s man of the moment – I just don’t approve (unless in exceptional cases) of first-time TDs being catapulted so quickly into ministerial office.

  Ministers should be appointed on merit… not because of geography, gender, it being ‘their turn’, who they are friends with, etc.

  Is Kevin ‘Boxer’ Moran actually the most suitably qualified person to become Minister of State at the OPW this week? I doubt it, though I don’t doubt he will give it his all!

  My point is a general one. I just think making first-time TDs ministers before they are the proverbial wet week in the Dáil isn’t good practice.

  When was the last time a ‘first-time teacher’ became Principal or Deputy Principal moments after they first sat behind their desk?

  Mind you, I do think ‘Boxer’ fully deserved to be elected to the Dáil last year after he had shown tremendous leadership in flood-hit Athlone. And he hasn’t put a foot wrong since he got there; and, now that he has the ministerial jersey, I wish him good luck in it.

  And, trust me, this is a positive piece about Boxer (as I say, my ‘TD to Minister in less than 60 seconds’ gripe is a general one, nothing to do with him personally) because I thought Deputy/Minister Moran was a revelation on the Late Late Show tonight. The story he told presenter Ryan Tubridy was all about humanity and put the world of politics firmly into the background.

  Boxer spoke with great openness about his struggles with depression and the challenges he has faced due to dyslexia.

  This was compelling stuff and it reflected magnificently on Boxer the man. Well done to him for going public on these issues. I am glad things have worked out so well for him and I am particularly glad that he has spoken out, because what he has publicly stated can only help other people.


On Sunday, two worlds collided; Match of the Day made its exit for this season, The Sunday Game made its 2017 debut.  

  Match of the Day is always special and there were goals galore on Sunday, but there was a sense of anti-climax. Chelsea had won the title the previous week, the relegation trap door had claimed its victims, and most of the European places had been determined. On Sunday, Liverpool took the final Champions League spot with a nerveless, joyous win over Middlesbrough, while Arsenal turned up at the altar only to find they had, for once, been jilted.

  Despite his tendency towards smugness, I quite like the MOTD host, Gary Lineker. Regular panellist Alan Shearer has improved greatly over the years, but he does lack charisma; if he was a door to door salesman he’d hardly get beyond ‘Good morning.’ Ian Wright, his partner on Sunday, is, I suspect, a lovely bloke, but he is a desperately limited analyst.

  There was no such lack of passion or enthusiasm in the RTE Studio earlier in the day when Cyril Farrell, Ger Loughnane and Henry Shefflin took their ringside seats for a hurling classic.

  The epic battle between All-Ireland champions Tipperary and underdogs Cork was surely one of the greatest games of hurling of all time.



A good Harte was easy to find…




7.50 pm, and I was moments away from my first ever meeting with Mickey Harte.

  Mickey is GAA royalty, truly one of the greatest managers in the history of the game, and a pioneering one too. 

  I could see him in the distance, and I, and everyone else in Lanesboro Community College, could feel his presence, how he was igniting the room.

  Mickey – modest, friendly, genial and passionate – had just addressed guests at the Bank of Ireland Enterprise Town event for Ballyleague/Lanesboro.

  Now he was ‘working the room’ with patience and good humour, and was a particular hit with children, many of whom hadn’t been born when Harte masterminded the first of three senior All-Irelands (in 2003) in Tyrone.

  Suddenly, our eyes met. I was in the line of vision of one of the great GAA thinkers of all time.

  I was thinking ‘What a guy’ – he was probably thinking ‘I could have made an intercounty star out of this guy.’

  Okay, I guess not! I expect that not even Mickey Harte could see unfulfilled sporting potential of any particular significance in me, not least given that I shaved off my ‘Tyrone beard’ a number of years ago.

  Still, who knows what verbal sporting magic would unfold when we finally met, as surely we must.

  Actually, we just had a quick word about the weather, but it was still great to meet him.


The English soccer season, to which we in this country are so emotionally attached, nears its finale. Some things we have established…

  Dele Alli of Spurs is a sensational prospect. Spurs are a pretty hot prospect as a whole.

  Jürgen Klopp needs to deliver at Liverpool next season – his all-smiling approach will wear thin if he doesn’t.

  Utterly lacking in charm, and rapidly losing his supposed charisma, Jose Mourinho has behaved like a spoilt brat for most of the season. He’s not funny, he’s not enigmatic, he’s not very fair-minded, not at this point anyway.

  Sam Allardyce – latest miracle came at Crystal Palace – was an escapologist in a previous life.

  Realistically, though I hate to admit it, Arsene Wenger has overstayed his welcome.

  Pep Guardiola no longer has a pep in his step and is now under pressure to regain his midas touch. 

  Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a phenomenon.

  Football is horribly ruthless – the sacking of Leicester’s dream-maker, Claudio Ranieri, stripped sport of some of its magic and left a bitter taste.

  Oh yes, and Chelsea are quite good.

  And – Leeds will be back.



There must have been a moment on Monday evening when Fianna Fáil TD Thomas Byrne wondered if it was still safe…

  Thomas was due to be a guest on ‘Tonight With Vincent Browne’. It can be an intimidating prospect, but the affable Meath man has crossed that terrain fairly comfortably many times in the past.

  And, to be fair, VB isn’t quite the human rotweiler of old, is he? As the years have gone by, he seems to be gaining as many critics as fans, with some people ‘browned’ off by what they now see as tiresome play-acting, mock anger and general theatrical showboating.  Still, I remain a VB loyalist, but even I accept that Vincent often becomes a caricature of what he once was (and can sometimes still be).  

  After all, there’s probably a thin enough line between parody and peak performance.

  VB in full, genuine angry flow is still priceless, though there is a real sense now that the fury is often put on, and that  chumminess is waiting to break out once enough interrogating has been engaged in.

  So, while loyalists like myself always associate formidable journalism, justifiable anger, peerless holding to account of the powerful, and entertaining political theatre with Vincent Browne, I also readily acknowledge that we have been over-exposed to him (thousands of shows leads to repetition!), and that his nightly programme is as much a circus as a serious current affairs battlefield, with the mischievious host increasingly hamming it up for entertainment value.

  So Tonight With VB is perhaps no longer ‘must watch’ television – but it’s still  often a unique and entertaining programme.

  Back to Monday night, and inoffensive Thomas Byrne must indeed have thought it was pretty safe to join the veteran broadcaster to articulate the world view of the re-energised Fianna Fáil.

  By 11.40 or so, poor ould Thomas was almost in tears, and I genuinely felt sorry for him.

  VB had ripped into the FF man about the party’s position on the fate of Garda chief Nóirín O’Sullivan.

  To see some of Vincent’s truly great grillings, go to Youtube and watch his exchanges with Martin Mansergh, Joan Burton, Conor Lenihan (laugh-out-loud funny), the shell-shocked man (Klaus Masuch) from the ECB, the self-important Jack O’Connor, Jerry Beades, and a hilariously pompous Fionnan Sheahan.

  And to the ‘We’re tired and weary of the VB act’ brigade, I say – I know where you’re coming from, I respect your view, but I’m not joining your club. To those critics and non-believers, I simply say:  Savour the fact that VB is such a one-off, think of him at his best, and enjoy him while the serious stuff and the circus still rolls…because we’ll all miss him when he’s gone!

Coming soon?

In this ‘Let’s forget about the past’ themed week, what can we expect to happen next?

  First, Prince Charles and the Sinn Féin President Gerry Adams shook hands and had the craic on a sunny day in Dublin.

  Then, US President Donald Trump effectively gave Russian diplomats and the Russian media the freedom of the White House, while American reporters had to be content with coffee and cookies in an adjoining room.

  Suddenly, we’re in ‘Getting close to your enemies’ mode…

  What next? Jose Mourinho and Arsene Wenger to share an intimate dinner in a top London restaurant?

  Or, now that Prince Charles, Gerry and Donald have shown the way, can we expect to see Enda Kenny and arch-critic John Deasy make peace? (Okay, the above prospect wouldn’t exactly be box office, but I actually couldn’t think of any other enemies for Enda).

  Joan Burton and Alan Kelly to share the same room without gritting their teeth?

  Or the big one…Linda Martin and Twink to bury the hatchet in an emotional Late Late Show reunion?

  (Anyone for Ronan Keating and Louis Walsh on the Ray D’Arcy Show?)



‘He’d pass for tough guy in Eastenders’



Usually my 15-minute walk around town on a Wednesday evening – a break from a busy office – is without incident.

 As far as I am aware, it never involves me meeting a hardened criminal, or even a softened one.

 On Tuesday at 11.50 am I brought my walk forward, to savour the fabulous weather.

  Usual route. Through our beautiful Sacred Heart Church grounds, then somewhere into the new carparks’ maze that loosely links the new Civic HQ, Garda Station, courthouse and assorted town landmarks.

  In the Church grounds, the man tending to the paths and flowers was busy at work, while chatting to a well-known local man – about life.

  Reaching the courthouse, I heard a loud voice. An angry Judge? A dramatic case? Or were they playing a video containing potential key evidence?

   I still don’t know, but I ventured in from the sun to have a look around the old building. In the entrance area, two women sat on the old benches and three barrister-types chatted ‘out of court.’

  I haven’t been in the actual courthouse for maybe a decade. I wondered what was going on behind that old, dark door. I even wondered if it would be unwise to enter during a sitting. After all, a courtroom can be an intimidating place. All around me were signs warning against use of mobile phones. Warning people not to bring food into the courthouse, not to film any of the proceedings, to remember to have your phone on silent (or presumably risk a spell in the cell for contempt of court).

  I switched the sound down on my mobile. I didn’t fancy having to ring the office in the afternoon, from a warm cell, pleading to be bailed out. And then I opened the big, dark door.

  The Judge, a middle-aged woman, was hearing a case in front of ten or twelve legal people and about a dozen members of the public. Alas, there was no drama. A middle-aged man was giving evidence in relation to ownership of land. Various folio numbers were read out, there were references to the Land Commission and Roscommon County Council, to registering land and so on. The minutes ticked slowly. One granite-faced man in the public gallery attracted my gaze. He stared into space, his gaze on the Judge, his expression blank. I’m not saying he was a criminal (I do think he was due to be ‘the accused’ later in the day) but he would certainly pass for a tough guy in Eastenders or The Bill. (Letters/emails complaining that I am judging a person by their appearance and demeanour should be marked ‘No sense of humour’ and binned).

  The courthouse is old and dull and I had stepped into the middle of a boring ‘session.’ I had hoped the courtroom would be full of members of the public, all listening to a dramatic case. But most of the benches were empty. Above them, quaintly, rows of hooks for coats. About the only visible concession to modern times was a big clock to the Judge’s left with the time prominently flashing in red. 11.57, 11.58, 11.59…

  I could take no more cross-referencing of folio numbers. I took one last look at the tough-looking guy and wondered about his fate. Then I left them to it, and stepped back into the sunshine, taking my short walk to freedom.

  Back in the Church carpark, as the wheels of justice turned slowly nearby, the two men were still chatting about life, and the sun was beating down in all its glory on our beautiful Sacred Heart Church.

Weather-beaten: Confusing time for Paddy…

All week

Ah yes…that weather we’ve been having…

  The Irish have a bit of an obsession with the ould weather. We talk about it a lot, but that doesn’t mean we are prepared for hot, dry spells. Our talking about the weather is based on the absolute understanding that it will be wet and miserable. When it comes to talking about the weather, we are masters of misery.

  When great weather occasionally comes, we engage a plan which allows us to at least mix some negativity with the sheer excitement of encountering scorching sunshine.

  So Paddy will praise good weather, sure enough, but he won’t give up on a lifetime of pessimism on the subject.

  Only the other day, I ventured what I assumed was a safe ‘Great weather’, to a man, to which he quickly responded: ‘I’m afraid we’ll pay for it later in the summer, Paul.’

  Briefly crushed by his inability to savour what we had – in favour of speculating about what we might get – I then succumbed to his logic and soon we were both in agreement that any time we get a good late April or early May, the rest of the summer is liable to be a washout.

  The bottom line is that when it comes to the weather, Paddy likes to know where he stands (as Enda might say).

  This past ten days or so has really tested ‘Paddy.’

  When the first couple of great days came, even Paddy was in good humour, like all the young folk who feel no obligation to maintain the Irish tradition of being forever miserable about the weather.

  Paddy could cope with a few good days and added his own ‘Great day altogether, isn’t it?’ every now and again. But was his heart really in it?

  Then when a few good days became a good week, Paddy was unnerved. When a good week became a proper heatwave, Paddy was tormented, like many Irish men and women are when hot weather occasionally comes our way (watch out for the classic ‘it’s nearly too hot…’).

  When such weather arrives in Ireland, Paddy is invariably torn. Some people actually want rain after a few days of sun. Others want the good weather to continue but they can only half-enjoy the sunshine ‘cos they know it can’t last.

  In fact for some of the more tormented Paddys the good weather is almost a bad thing, a thing of torment, in that it is a signal that long stretches of bad weather will inevitably follow.

  Every glorious day that comes inevitably means more rain will come later in this story.

  So all last weekend and early this week – when, on the face of it we were all enjoying great sunshine –  Paddy began to wilt and soon the initial welcome for the warmth was replaced by gloom or, as Paddy might see it, commonsense.

  ‘It can’t last.’

  ‘We’ll pay for it.’ 

  ‘We could do with a drop of rain.’

  It was almost with relief then that Paddy established in midweek that the weather was likely to break later in the week, that the temperature will drop a bit and some showers will arrive.

  Now all the Paddies were secretly relieved. Because now the rain is surely coming and the suffering – having to enjoy the good weather while knowing it can’t last –  is set to end. Normal service is resuming and Paddy will soon feel a bit more like his normal self, and, when the time is right, as soon it surely will be, he will have lots to say.    

  Beginning with giving out about the weather.

Great comedy as man expresses shock



A great new comedy started on RTE 1 last Saturday evening at 8.30 pm.

  The plot may have been a familiar one, but it was still a cracker.

  From what I could gather, a small but fearsome man has been away from civilisation – maybe in a coma – for a number of years.

  Suddenly, he returns to his native land, completely unaware of all that has changed while he has been ‘away.’

  When viewers join the action, our hero is back amongst his adoring family/friends, and still coming to terms with the extraordinary ‘new Ireland’ he has just discovered.

  As his thrilled followers hang on every word, the star of the show walks around in circles, deep in thought one moment, pondering the next, but mostly talking relentlessly. He is alarmed at what has happened while he was away. He is deeply saddened by the terrible changes, by how the ruling body has behaved in his absence. And, epic chieftain-in-waiting that he is, he has solutions galore.

  It is moving, emotional…most of all it’s hilarious.

  I think it was called ‘Labour Party Conference’ – I know it starred the wonderful Brendan Howlin.

Every day

Each new American drama/crime series/thriller seems to be more dramatic than the previous one. Is it a golden age for television/Netflix? A number of the various series’ are firm favourites in our house, but, at least up to now, I’ve just been a confused spectator, struggling to follow complicated plots, always playing catch-up, while still being impressed.

  ‘What happened there? Where did he come from? Can you rewind?’

  It seems that non-stop killing is the currency of the modern-day television drama, many of them feeding off 21st century terrorism for their storylines. They’re very slickly made. There’s one at the moment where I fear for the cameramen/women; it seems just about everyone else is getting shot without a moment’s thought.

  Not in the league of the stunningly slick new dramas of the last few years are ‘old reliables’ like Criminal Minds and CSI: Miami. These are still sufficiently complex for this viewer! In Criminal Minds, a handful of FBI investigators (always the same few, no-one ever takes holidays) have to chase down a serial killer – in every episode. It almost always involves the investigating team taking a trip on a plane. They are a clever group, but they would get nowhere if it wasn’t for one FBI woman, a flamboyant, always cheerful type who is a dab-hand on the ould computer. Her character’s name is Penelope Garcia, I believe (I played her at her own game and googled her). Thankfully she never takes a day off, certainly not when there’s a maniac on the loose who, for example, is tracking down victims who have red hair and pet terriers.

  That’s the thing about Criminal Minds…the killers have the most bizarre list of boxes they need ticked before settling on their next victim.

  Eventually one of the crack investigating team will conclude: “What if the person we’re looking for only strikes on a Tuesday and hates terriers and is killing off red-haired pet-lovers because he had a bad relationship with a red-haired dog owner which ended on a Tuesday?’

  That narrows it down of course. The investigating foursome look at one another knowingly, get Penelope to press a few more buttons on the computer, and within minutes they burst in on the serial killer.

  Inevitably in Criminal Minds, the killer is in the middle of trying to kill someone when rudely interrupted by the dashing FBI team. 

  The killer is never washing his car or putting kids to bed or even just relaxing on an armchair watching Judge Judy or maybe Homeland, or even old episodes of Criminal Minds. 

  It can be a bit gruesome and is utterly ridiculous, but at least the plot is not too difficult to follow! But I must try to get into some of the ‘new’ dramas, because even I can see that it truly is a golden age, with some superb stuff being produced. No wonder box sets are so popular.

  In the meantime, anyone for Kojak, the original Hawaii Five-O, Ironside, or the one and only Columbo?


The column has got its hands on a recording of a conversation between two ‘old fogeys’, which is understood to have taken place in a small bar in Cong, Co. Mayo on Monday night. 

  Pat: “I don’t think I’ll come down town any more. It’s getting worse. Last night a few of the young local lads were on about getting golf lessons and next thing these two strangers butted in and started claiming they had won golf majors, had beaten Tiger Woods!”

  Mikey: “Eh, that was probably Padraig Harrington and some other superstar…they were in town for the big wedding in Ashford Castle.”

  Pat (oblivious): “Then this Spanish tourist comes in, small enough guy he was, and when he hears the locals talking about golf he starts mouthing off, saying ‘hey, I won the Masters!’ Crazy stuff.”

  Mikey: “Eh Pat, I need to explain…that actually was Sergio Garcia…”

  Pat (still oblivious): “You wanna see the set-up of him…wearing a ridiculous green jacket he was too.”  

  Mikey: “There was a celebrity wedding Pat, last night wasn’t a normal night in the local…how many drinks did you have? Where have you been?”

  Pat (still not clued in, now on a roll): “Next, a scruffy red-haired kid comes in and asks for a lemonade and crisps…”

  Mikey: “Eh, that will have been Ed Sheeran….Pat, I’m telling you, it was the ‘afters’ from a celebrity wedding…”

  Pat (finally listening): “Celebrity wedding? There was no celebrity wedding in Cong. Sure wasn’t Marty Morrissey in Dublin all weekend and we know there’s no celebrity gathering in Ireland without Marty.”

  Mikey: (stops and thinks, then gathers himself): “Look Pat, we both had a few too many over the weekend. But, trust me, it was a weekend with a difference. Did you stay long in the local last night after all that?”

  Pat: “Well, I put up with those golf spoofers for a while and listened to a few more well-to-do strangers…but when this fellow started hogging the Karaoke and claiming to be Stevie Wonder…I just had to leave!”

Every year

Loving the snooker…not so much the actual live action of 2017, but the nostalgia, with the BBC rightly hyping up the 40th anniversary of the sport’s move to its ‘spiritual home’, The Crucible.

  Watching old footage of Cliff Thorburn, Ray Reardon, the young Stephen Hendry, the young Steve Davis, Dennis Taylor, Jimmy White, and the magic man himself – Alex Higgins – has been very nostalgic and enjoyable.

All week…

The Roscommon Lamb Festival kicked off on Wednesday and here at the Roscommon People we’re delighted to offer our full support as exclusive media partners.

  We’re urging the public to come out in huge numbers to enjoy what promises to be a great festival over the coming days. We have full details throughout this week’s issue. See also www.roscommonlambfestival.com




Clowns to the left of me, award winners to my right...

Sunday & Monday

Great community spirit was in evidence again over the weekend as succesful Easter Parades were held in Roscommon and Strokestown, and Castlecoote hosted a hugely entertaining County Fleadh.

  I didn’t get to Strokestown but the reports are all positive; the town once again hosted a colourful and successful parade.

  Good weather was a bonus for everyone in Castlecoote/Fuerty where a very hard-working committee (under auspices of Athleague CCE branch) had pulled out all the stops in the build-up to the area hosting the County Fleadh for the first time.  

  As expected, the event was a massive success, as Dan Dooner reports on page 15 of this week’s issue (photos on pages 8 & 15).

  I did attend the Roscommon Easter Parade and there was a terrific atmosphere and a huge crowd.

  A great many of the 50-plus floats/entrants could have won prizes but only five could be chosen and those winners were as follows – Best Commercial: Service Matters; Best Voluntary/Community: Roscommon Show; Most Entertaining: Roscommon Fire Service; Judges’ Special Award: McDermott’s Darts’ team, Castleplunkett; Overall winner: Class Grass (‘The Field’).

  Congratulations to all the wonderful volunteers involved in the various successful Easter Weekend events.

  By the way, Donald Trump remains a firm parade favourite. He featured in a number of floats, and was accompanied in one of them by what we can pretty safey conclude was a group of ‘Mexicans’ (every possible stereotype was included!).

It was all good fun!

Every day…

We had a peek, as we are inclined to do, at the most recent of those ‘Rich List’ features that the Sunday newspapers are so fond of.

  And, sure enough, a few very successful locals featured in the Sunday Independent ‘Top 300 in Ireland’ list.

   The Comer brothers from Glenamaddy started out as plasterers and are now big developers who are worth an estimated €1.05 billion!

  Declan Ganley, who was raised in the same neck of the woods as the Comers, is now worth an estimated €250m. Why bother going on Tonight with Vincent Browne?

  Aidan Heavey, from Castlerea, is worth about €63m – Aidan is the founder of Tullow Oil.

  Having exited Nama, Sean Mulryan, the Oran-born Rossie, is “very active on the Irish property market again.” He paid off debts of around €3bn and, according to the paper, is still worth about €50m.

  Owen Killian, from South Roscommon, recently stepped down as head of food giant Aryzta – his wealth is also estimated to be around €50m.

  That’s all the locals we could find on the list – needless to say there’s lots of Mayo multimillionaires!

  If you are a local multimillionaire and have inadvertently been omitted from this list, just send your details, scribbled across a number of €500 notes, to the Roscommon People – and we’ll update readers next week.

He’s done state some service: Vote for Jim!

I was delighted to hear the news that Jim Callery, right,  of Strokestown House (and Famine Museum) renown had been chosen for a major European Award.

  Jim has always been a good friend of the Roscommon media and, more importantly, of the wider community. What he and others have achieved in Strokestown over the decades is simply phenomenal and will impact positively long into the future. 

  When a cousin of mine from London and some friends of his visited Roscommon a few years ago, I brought them to Strokestown Famine Museum. Two thoughts stayed with me after the visit: (A) How fascinated they were by the famine museum and (B) the sense that many of us in Roscommon almost certainly don’t fully appreciate how remarkable and truly historic a place it is. If you haven’t visited, you have to put that right this summer! Jim Callery is a Roscommon hero and a man who has done the Irish State some service.

  He has not only been chosen for a coveted Europa Nostra Award, he is also a nominee for the Public Choice Award 2017.  Readers can vote for Jim (there is also the chance to win a trip for two to Finland!). You can cast your vote by visiting http://vote.europanostra.org/ (voting closes on the 3rd of May).

Clowning around…

This week’s ‘Random imposter near the office’ award was won on Tuesday.

  The ‘Different ways to stress a parent’ award had already been won minutes earlier, when I was asked by one of our daughters if I could collect her from home and bring her to the train, which, needless to say, was already about to leave the station.

  So I popped out of the office in the hope that there would be no traffic hold-ups in Abbey Street.  

  Good start: I had a clear view left and right. No lorries, no men with drills…no deliveries…

  There was no sign of T. Hill either…the legendary painter had been working halfway up Abbey Street on Monday (it’s always a pleasure to meet ‘T’).

  Then, what seemed like a perfectly normal landscape, changed just a little. All of a sudden a clown arrived on the scene…a clown, in full clown garb, cycling a very low, very colourful ‘clown’s bike’. He arrived from the direction of the old Tax Office. 

  I looked at him just as he approached our office. The clown cycled in a very leisurely manner on his tiny bike, looking around him like any other tourist might marvel at our delightful Abbey Street.

  This whirlwind of colours – clown and bike – continued its way up the street. As clowns go, he was acting quite normally.

  ‘How are ye?’ he shouted into Igoe’s Butchers, as he passed. 

  Then he looked at me and said ‘How are ye? to which, oddly enough, I replied ‘How are ye?’

  With that, he was gone, peddling into the distance, and I still don’t know whether the low-key, low-cycling clown was advertising the circus or escaping from it.



Superstar minding his own business attacked by Brolly…


All week, it seems everyone’s been singing the praises of a light lad from Killarney who became a footballing prince.

  But in today’s Sindo, Joe Brolly hands out the plaudits in one hand while wielding the knife in the other.

  If they want to be hailed by smug critics, sometimes the last thing sportstars should do is set the highest of standards.

  When Ronaldo was knocking in wonder goals for Manchester United, while also having the temerity to be far too good looking, Eamon Dunphy and John Giles criticised him for not ‘tracking back’ enough!

  It might surely have been more appropriate if they had fully acknowledged the magic he was weaving at the other end of the field. Ronaldo was busy doing what the guys who were tracking back could only dream of doing!

  In a somewhat mean-spirited reflection on Colm ‘Gooch’ Cooper’s career today, Joe Brolly uses a dubious form of logic.

  The facts are that between 2004 and 2009 ‘Gooch’ won four All-Irelands with Kerry, and scored a fabulous total of 3-18 in those four finals. Yet Brolly actually zooms in on these finals as he sets about taking Cooper down a peg or two. Brolly praises Gooch and says the Kerry man is the most skilful player he’s ever seen, but there’s a few strong verbal digs too. Brolly basically alleges that Cooper didn’t do the business against the very elite teams, was guilty of disappearing from games, was often “anonymous” and just wasn’t there when the going got tough. It’s a harsh critique and leaves a sour taste.

  Along the way, there’s enough sideswipes at Cork and Mayo to enrage supporters in those counties, with Brolly writing that Gooch only did the business in All-Ireland finals against “star-struck Mayo and Cork teams.”

  Brolly says that when Gooch was in his prime in those four finals, he was playing against a “terrified” Mayo and against Cork, “Mayo’s Munster cousins.”

  Brolly’s conclusion is that Cooper wasn’t a leader in the mould of Peter Canavan (who incidentally won just two All-Irelands).

  It’s all a matter of opinion of course, and no doubt some people will agree with Brolly’s unsentimental deconstruction of the career and legacy of the Gooch.

  But hey, maybe last week really should have finished as it began, with due tribute being paid to a wonderful footballing artist.

  So, yellow card to Joe Brolly and a medal for sportsmanship to Fr. Liam Devine, who more accurately captured the mood of the nation when, in his Roscommon Herald column, he wrote: “I finally met Gooch before the All-Ireland final in Croke Park a few years ago…I thanked him for the great moments of brilliance that he entertained us with down through the years. I think he appreciated it. I doubt if we will ever see his equal again on a football field.”


At a press briefing on the status of the Join Our Boys campaign, Aidan Farrell reminds us of what it’s all about: trying to help to find a cure for DMD.

  Brothers Archie, George and Isaac Naughton, who live in Roscommon town, have all been diagnosed with Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy, a life-threatening condition.

  The briefing is being held to update the public on the great fundraising drive and on plans to build a purpose-built home/clinic for the boys.

  As the brothers play happily in a section of the conference room in Gleeson’s, trustee Aidan Farrell briefly switches the focus back to the boys’ health. There is always hope, he says, adding that great research is being done into DMD, and that nobody is giving up on hopes of finding a cure.

  Amongst those at the top table are the boys’ parents, Padraic and Paula, and one is again struck by this great couple’s courage, strength and determination. 

  This family, which carries such a cross with such dignity, deserves our ongoing support. The next big project is ‘Miles for Our Boys’, with the public invited to participate in the Dublin City Marathon in support of Join Our Boys (Archie will be taking part). Details on Join Our Boys website and Facebook pages. Get involved if you can!

Later on Sunday

We’re in the Bush Hotel in Carrick-on-Shannon for a family gathering. It’s my first time here in a good few years and I won’t beat about the Bush; it’s a lovely, charming, old-style premises.

  While other hotels have been modernised (and good luck to them), the beautiful, quaint Bush Hotel is relying on its old-world charm.

  The staff were friendly, the food was good, the Dublin/Kerry game was on three large screens, but most of all, the unique décor and underlying sense of history makes it a great and quite fascinating hotel to spend time in.

Even later on Sunday

In the Central in Roscommon, a few of us are hogging two sides of the counter in the front bar, creating our own Amen Corner, praying for Sergio.

  By 11 pm, most eyes in the bar are on the television screen; by 11.30, all eyes have joined in.

  When Sergio sinks the winning putt, to finally claim a major, it’s as if Jimmy White actually potted a world title-winning black ball. Of course it’s even bigger than that!

  It’s the great majors’ underachiever, the nearly man – some might even say the choker – finally claiming his destiny. At the age of  37, after more than seventy attempts over two long decades, Sergio is finally a major winner. It’s an immensely popular win, hailed by fans all over the world, because just about everyone was willing Sergio to finally and officially join the greats.

  And what a sporting and dignified guy Justin Rose is. He was magnificent in defeat, and hopefully his Masters’ day will come. 

  No doubt the late Seve Ballesteros, who would have been 60 on Sunday, was smiling down at the courageous new King of Augusta.


Can somebody haul Barry Cowen, Fianna Fáil’s self-styled boot boy, off that Dáil plinth?

  His arrogant showboating is getting ridiculous. Today, after the latest twist in the pathetic water charges saga (shame on the lot of them), it was no surprise to see Cowen quickly out to meet the media, flexing his muscles like an Offaly version of a poor man’s Putin.

  Desperate to claim a win for his party/himself, Cowen smugly invited anyone who gets a water bill in the future to give him a call.

  Tough guy Barry will sort it out, that was the message. 

  Next week, he’s off to single-handedly fight wild animals in the jungle by day, while sorting out the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in the evenings.

  Take that, Simon Coveney!


An old man is walking in the wrong direction in the middle of a roundabout in Roscommon town. Held up and showing varying signs of amusement/frustrastion are two cars, a jeep, a lorry and a guy on a bike. The old man is in no hurry. In fact he’s quite leisurely about it all. It’s man versus car, and there’s only one winner. It’s as if Henry Ford had never bothered. Trump bombed Syria and there’s a Brexit-shaped crisis on top of us but at this moment in time this old man has slowed the world down – well at least he’s stopped us all in our tracks in Roscommon. Everyone – lorry, cars, cyclist – waits for his next move. He completes his journey. The world moves on again.

  Fair play to him (not that I’m recommending it of course).  Everyone needs a breather and to take stock, every now and again.

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